fuckyeahelfquest:

UM
oh god yes
more here

fuckyeahelfquest:

UM

oh god yes

more here

Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.

friend: there’s a life outside the internet

me: link me

I love turtles! I got to spend all day yesterday playing with one.

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of only new followers

Susan Boyle - Britains Got Talent 2009 Episode 1 - Saturday 11th April | HD High Quality (by UKAdvertChannel)

I’ve heard of this woman, but never seen her perform before.

What I love most about this video is seeing the derision on the judges’ faces get absolutely wiped away in about 2 seconds flat. Simon looks like a kid hearing an amazing bedtime story.

NPH is only gay because he had sex with every woman on earth. True story.
YouTube commenter (who is correct)
I was just told I should major in English…

turning-through-the-years:

I quote Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother;

“When you’re dating someone, it’s like your taking a class in them. And when you break up, it’s like all that knowledge is useless. It’s the emotional equivilant of an English degree.

loved-in-spite-of:

hahaha WHUUUUTTT?!?!?!

I’ve never played or watched Pokemon (except for the occasional Team Rocket youtube clip), but I have a friend who has played since he was a boy. He’s obsessed. He whips it out his electronic device anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.
Every time I see a Pokemon joke online, I bookmark it and then have him explain it to me later. I don’t know why I do this—even with the explanation, I don’t always get the joke (there are too many layers of in-jokes to wade through, I guess)—but he usually laughs, so I guess it’s all good.

loved-in-spite-of:

hahaha WHUUUUTTT?!?!?!

I’ve never played or watched Pokemon (except for the occasional Team Rocket youtube clip), but I have a friend who has played since he was a boy. He’s obsessed. He whips it out his electronic device anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.

Every time I see a Pokemon joke online, I bookmark it and then have him explain it to me later. I don’t know why I do this—even with the explanation, I don’t always get the joke (there are too many layers of in-jokes to wade through, I guess)—but he usually laughs, so I guess it’s all good.